you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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