You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
