Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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