big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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