id be glad to
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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