this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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