Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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