Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The air taste purple.
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