We're facebook friends in real life
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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