last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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