I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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