So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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