Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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