He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he had hair everywhere except his balls
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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