But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
we should paint friendship bongs
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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