So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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