so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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