I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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