normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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