we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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