you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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