this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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