I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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