dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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