I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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