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(504): View more from Louisiana

Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(970): View more from Colorado

The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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(703): View more from Virginia

You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.

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(614): View more from Ohio

No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...

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(607): View more from New York

I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.

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(646): View more from New York

Our relationship is perfect

(646): View more from New York

90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching

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(845): View more from New York

so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet

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