Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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