it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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