She even gives head with a lisp.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
