well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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