no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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