i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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