I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
His nipple licking is glorious
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