Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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