your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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