yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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