Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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