So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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