Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The feeling are messing with the penis
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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