Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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