Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
