i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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