Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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