ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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