The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Let's get the cat blown out
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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