okay pat passed out under dana's car
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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