Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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