I love black thongs
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is wine microwaveable?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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