You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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