i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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