he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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