Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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